Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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