But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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