im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Randomize
