my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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