When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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