I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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