you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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