This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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