Already got asked if we're dating
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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