So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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