So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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