I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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