I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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