When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
third nipple confirmed
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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