I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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