just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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