So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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