He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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