Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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