so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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