I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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