Need sex. Gaining weight.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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