Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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