Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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