I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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