sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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