I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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