Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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