He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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