I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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