Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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