Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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