once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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