Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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