that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she peed on how many people?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just pee around me
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
