Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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