It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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