Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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