she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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