Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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