spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
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