ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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