Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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