So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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