the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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