I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My feet surprised me
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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