at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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