we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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