Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Randomize
