I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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